Doofus

The leader of the free world, in South Carolina today:

President Bush raised eyebrows on Tuesday when he asked locals in Galveston, Texas: "Do you still have Splash Day?"

["Splash Day" is the annual "adult oriented enormous beach party" celebration on the Gulf Coast.]

BUSH: Do you still have Splash Day?

(LAUGHTER)

BUSH: You have to be a baby boomer to know what I'm talking about.

(LAUGHTER)

BUSH: I'm not saying whether I came or not on Splash Day. I'm just saying, Do you have Splash Day?

(LAUGHTER)

You'd think he'd remember if he came.